Following a collapse of a section of the famous chalk cliffs of Dover, the Mail Online has breathlessly announced that 'Now France is even further away'. This rather upsetting news means that for this year's Channel Swim Aspirants, their swim will now be even longer. There are already rumours on the Twitter machine that coach Eilis is busy creating a newer, tougher training schedule to prepare us for the extra distance. Aspirants have responded to these rumours with what can only be described as a collective, exhausted, sigh..
Has the material of the cliffs of Dover dissolving into the sea resulted in the English Channel being slightly warmer? Go on ... lie to me ....
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